Three Wishes

There was this guy cleaning a cave, he saw a old rusty lamp so he rubbed it, and sure enough a genie popped out.

Except this Genie said to the man you have three wishes, but whatever you wish for your wife gets double.

So the man thinks a moment and says that's a deal.

For my first wish I'd like a Ferrari and sure enough he got a Ferrari and his wife got Two.

For my second wish I'd like a fabulous Mansion and sure enough he got a fabulous Mansion and his wife got two fabulous Mansions


and for his third wish he said I wish you can scare me half to death!