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Post by sabbi on Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:56 am


One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married.
After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While
driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having
sex.
The new bride asks, "What are they doing honey?"
The husband answers, "They're roping!"
She replies, "Oh, I see!"

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses
having sex.
Again the bride asks, "What are they doing honey?"
The husband answers, "They're roping!"
She replies, "Oh, I see!"

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up
and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the
bed, they started to explore each others body. The bride
discovers her husbands *****.

"What is that?" she asks.
"That's my rope," he answers.

She slides her hands down further and gasps, "What are
those?" she asks
"They're my knots," he answers.

Finally the couple begin to make love. After several
minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!
Her husband asks, "What's the matter honey, am I
hurting you?"
"No," the bride replies, "undo those knots, I need
more rope"

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Post by fairyprincess on Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:11 am

Ouch lol!
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Post by livingdoll on Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:21 am

lol!

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