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Post by sabbi on Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:35 am

The £2.99 Special



We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, beans and toast for £2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you three pounds and forty-nine pence because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'Yes!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake..



DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!



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Post by fairyprincess on Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:48 am

That is actually a good idea lol
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