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Post by tellconer on Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:17 pm

This atheist was walking through a stand of redwood trees as he was on his vacation, he looked about himself and marvelled at the beauty of the world and said out loud. "Nature and evolution have made this place a beautiful place. Why believe in a God when I can see the nateral order of things, I can see the water cutting a valley, I can see the wind and rain eroding the tops of the mountains, who needs a God, we men are masters of all we see.
Just then he heard a noise close to hand, turning around he saw a ten foot grizzly bear coming out from the bushes, in terror the atheist began to run, but fast as he was the Grizzly bear was faster, turning to see how close the Bear was the atheist stumbled and fell to the earth, the bear caught up with him and reached out two giant claws to take him.
In that moment of terror believing he was going to die there and then the atheist called out in a loud voice. "God help me". In a moment of time everything stopped, the river in its course halted, the falling leaves stopped on there way to the ground, all sound ended in that moment. Then a voice came as if from out of heaven. "All your adult life you have tried to prove that I am not there, you preach that nature and evolution are what made this earth. Now that you are about to suffer and die you call on me, do you want me now to save you". Said God
The atheist answered, "No God that would make me a hypocrite and I know you would not love me for that". Then a twinkle came into his eyes, "But perhaps you could make the bear a Christian". To this God agreed and once again time began, the river ran again down the valley and the leaves tumbled down from the trees. In hope the Atheist looked at the bear that now stood over him with both claws held togeth and said. "For what i'm about to recieve God make me truely thankful". [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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