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Post by wiseguy on Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:53 am

wiseguy works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling,

and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she

takes him to a localstrip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, ian! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

'Oh no,' says ian. 'He's in my bowling league.

When they are seated, a waitress asks ian if he'd like his usual and

brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she

know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club.

I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around ian,

starts to rub herself all over him and says,

'Hi ian. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

ian,s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

ian follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her..

ian tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him

for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4

letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,

'Geez ian, you picked up a real bitch this time.'

IAN's funeral will be on Friday Sad
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Post by livingdoll on Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:36 am

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hahaha hahaha rofl hahaha hahaha

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Post by fairyprincess on Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:47 am

OMG hahaha
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